was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

(via nymheria)

20.Apr.14 1 hour ago
So, are you a boy or a girl?


Woah! Slow the fuck down there, Professor Oak.

20.Apr.14 1 hour ago


Daenerys’ and Khal Drogo’s wedding has been the only successful wedding and that was between a rapist barbarian and an underage inbred dragon girl.

(via bby-the-beard-of-zeus)

20.Apr.14 3 hours ago

I’ve been at work for an hour and taken one call. Kill me.

20.Apr.14 3 hours ago